Rasta Job Application

Here's an oldie but goodie that just popped into my Inbox at work and just had to share. Hope you are all good! Have a great week!!


Rasta Job Application

PERSONAL INFORMATION
Name - Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari
Age - I man noh count birtday
Date of Birth - Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings deh man
Address - Uppa di Hills a Wesmorlan
Tel. No. - I man Doan participate ina di Bablyon system
Marital Status & No. of Children - I an I hav nuff comman law wif an 21 likkle soljas a run bout roun di island
Occupation: Sell Jelly coknat pan Spanish Town Rd. and weed outta mi Kitchen winda
Company Name - I man noh kip company yuh noh seeit
Present Position - Mi like di Lizzad lap positian .. but mi open to any adda position, yuh noh seet

FINANCIAL INFORMATION

Average Monthly Income - Depends pan di season and di demans fi di weed .. some time bizniss slow an ting
Credit Reference - More Fyah! I man noh deal wid credit .. strickly up front dallas a do it
Unsecured Overdraft Limit - Chat English .. a wha di Bloodclaat dat?
Secured Overdraft Limit - Mi sey yuh fi chat English!!
Personal Loan Amount - Tony owe mi bout 40 gran .. a gwine buss im bloodKlaat when a buck im up
Monthly Payment - Ask Tony cause a monts now mi noh si nat a cent fram im
No. of Monthly Payment Outstanding - Yuh def? Mi seh Tony noh gi mi back mi money so all a it outstanding
Mortgage Loan Amount - Mi noh pay margage fi mi zinc shed .. is I man build dat
Monthly Payment- Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness?
No. of Monthly Payment Outstanding - Is wha do dis ooman dowe eeh? MI SEY TONY NOH PAY MI YET!!

This is interview is over .. Application for Loan Denied

GOH WEH!!! unu hypocrite an Sadomite unu!